300 MILLION MPH! What do you mean "not even close"? I'm pretty sure I was going faster than the speed of awesome right there. Humph, whatever, I don't actually care about how fast I was going, it was fast enough that I felt the hair on my neck stand up. Have you seen that crash? Lord that was impressive. I don't remember feeling actual pain when a car crashed like that in Video Game Land. Never mind that temporary setback though, I'm jumping right back in the cockpit. This is exhilarating. […]

My lips dried and cracked by sand, with the desert stretching behind me, I strode valiantly toward my destiny, and vowed to return victorious... Every time I go back, it seems a new thought is crossing my mind. I delve into those deep caves once more hoping to make it past my previous point. My trusty whip cracks at every corner as I fight bats, snakes and spiders. I jump around trying to reach every last piece of treasure lying around. If money is the name of the game, getting around is […]